how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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