absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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