Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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