We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want to make a zoo with you.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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