Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
