They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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