he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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