chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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