What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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