It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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