Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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