This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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