great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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