I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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