Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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