There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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