we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
