You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
God, I missed his penis.
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