I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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