does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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