i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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