But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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