He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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