Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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