BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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