I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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