but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
