OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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