I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm really busy with my period
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