i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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