You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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