remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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