On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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