I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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