Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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