sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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