Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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