Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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