I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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