I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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