i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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