One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize