She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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