boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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