his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My penis needs a shock collar
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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