Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize