I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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