Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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