I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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