I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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