Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
