I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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