When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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