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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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