I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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