Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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