do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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